A Final Bow For Ash… February 7, 2008
Posted by Matt in humor, politics.Tags: Bruce Campbell, Mitt Romney, president, zombies
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Today Mitt “Ash” Romney stepped out of the race for president of the US, citing the need to “prepare for the zombie invasion” as his reason.
He should have used the campaign slogan “Hail to the King, baby!”, or “Come get some”, or “This is my boomstick!”, or “Clatto Verata Nicto”….
I’m such a nerd…
That would have been awesome, Jeff. If he cut off his hand and replaced it with a chainsaw I might have even considered voting for him.