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Free Music Friday – Halloween Edition October 31, 2008

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I know that I could have posted one of the songs that I listed in Tuesday’s top ten, but instead today’s entry will be a little more lighthearted. Below is the song “Dracula’s Lament,” from Forgetting Sarah Marshall (one of the funniest movies of the year, by the way).

Happy Blog Birthday! October 31, 2008

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Three years ago this avowed introvert began a little social experiment, one that would go on to become an important part of his life. Little did I realize on Halloween day in 2005 that I would have so much to say, to the extent that I would write something nearly every day of the work week from that point on. Back then I was using Yahoo 360, a tool that worked fairly well for me as a budding writer and then, one year ago today, I made the big switch to what you see before you today. So I just want to say thank you to all of you who have been here for the past three years, whether you were there from the start or just found me yesterday. I’m humbled by the fact that there are so many of you out there who care and I thrive on your comments and participation.

In one year we’ve garnered over 30,000 hits at Words of Wisdom, an amount that has steadily increased from month to month as you can see by the graphic below.
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By far, the most popular post has been Hillary Clinton and the Bible Code, which has had over 4,800 hits so far and still gets an astonishingly high amount on an almost daily basis.

The most popular search engine terms that have brought people to this corner of cyberspace include:
2008 bcs picks – 950 times
bible code obama – 793 times
words of wisdom – 405 times

Also, 49 times people have found this searching for my name, which is kind of cool, too.

Again, thank you. The past three years have been an absolute joy and look forward to many more.

Change or Die – Chapter 2 (cont.) October 31, 2008

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Today we continue our discussion at the Change or Die blog on Plato and Aristotle as we continue our journey through the history of philosophy.

Costume Considerations… October 31, 2008

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I thought about going to work today as an invisible man who only communicates occasionally by email….in the spirit of Halloween, you know…

A Great Headline October 30, 2008

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I’m a regular reader of the online edition of the weekly newspaper of the town I grew up in. Usually there are not many items of interest, the majority of my time is spent scanning through the births and deaths and meth convictions to see if there is anybody I know, but in today’s paper there was one line that stuck out to me and I wanted to share it with you.

The headline of the article read:
Beebe Police Officers Now Armed With Tasers

The subheadline:
Council passes ordinance allowing use of tasers at Monday night’s council meeting.

I guess they must have some unruly members of the city council…

Throwback Thursday #6 October 30, 2008

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I think we can all agree that recycling is a good thing. With that in mind, many of us make a strong effort to do so with aluminum cans and paper and plastics. What better way is there for this blog to show its support of recycling than by reusing older blog entries from the past 3 years that some of you might have missed the first time around? Without further ado, welcome to our semi-regular feature: Throwback Thursday.

Originally Posted 10/29/07

Lessons from Linus

I just finished watching that Halloween classic, It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown, with my girls and, as always seems to happen, I was struck by the sparkling dialogue between the featured children that goes far beyond conversations normally found in works of animation. Most notably, I find myself drawn to the unbridled optimism of Linus, who, with his tattered blanket and impressive vocabulary, carries you along on his mission of faith and hope in the face of opposition and scorn. I think we can learn quite a bit from this figure whose genesis came at the tip of a pen.

I love the first scene of the show, where Linus and his sneering sister Lucy roll a pumpkin into the house, where Lucy summarily grasps a knife, slices away the top of the large gourd, and scoops out its innards, dumping them upon the floor with a plop. Linus, though, in his innocence and respect for life wails out, “You didn’t tell me you were going to kill it!” His high estimation of the worth of life, even that of a pumpkin, is a commendable trait, especially in our current culture that tends to revolve around our own pleasures, regardless of the cost to others. It’s a message that should resonate with us as we blindly support the mass killings of other human beings that we will never have to see in an attempt to improve our quality of life or as we buy products produced in sweatshops by what amounts to little more than child slaves.

At a later point in the show, due to the condescending looks and exasperation of those around him, Linus comes to another sad but true realization, “There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.” Once again, the musings of this boy ring true for us in our world today where the quality of discourse on these most important topics has devolved into slanderous screaming matches. In America today, the Christian world has been beguiled by the false “health and wealth” gospels espoused by charlatans like Joel Osteen. In many circles, the ideas of peace and servitude have been replaced by anger and an abhorrence of those who see things differently. Many tend to still hold to the wayward belief that this world can only be divided up into black or white, right or wrong, alienating those who realize that everything cannot be divided into two boxes, and, with their overly aggressive claims of absolute truth, they further debase the God who they claim to serve. The devaluation of honest discussions is perhaps no more prevalent than in the political world, where contumelious talk show hosts spew forth a malicious malignancy upon the public who, like those cheering on the savage lions in the Roman colliseum, desire nothing more than to see blood spilt upon the ground.

Another admirable trait about our young protagonist is his willingness to admit error. At one point during the show, he takes a flying leap into a newly raked pile of leaves while holding a lollipop, leading him to bestow upon us yet another masterful quote, “Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.” Though many times we may come across a thing, an item or activity that we believe may endow us with great pleasure, it is not always wise for us to indulge in it. Whether it is food or drugs or sex or an assemblage of fallen foliage, there are always consequences for our actions.

While I could continue to extol the great virtues of Linus, perhaps his greatest character trait is that of faith. In the face of opposition, as friends and family mock him with adjectives like “stupid” and “strange” and “blockhead,” Linus keeps on believing. Even though the object of his fealty is something silly (the Great Pumpkin) the idea remains the same. Strength of character is not found in fulfilling our selfish desires, regardless of the cost. It is not found in shouting down and belittling opponents in attempt to prove ourselves right. It is not found in riches and fame and glory. Rather, the strength of our character, our conviction, is found in how we handle ourselves when our strongly held beliefs are contrary to those around us. Even when others turn away, we grasp the faith tightly, and love them despite their animosity toward us.

Obama’s Infomercial October 29, 2008

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Much has been said about Barack Obama’s infomercial set to air tonight that will outline his economic plans and what it might or might not say. Well, here at Words of Wisdom we have acquired an advance copy of the script for tonight’s show and I wanted to share it with all of you out there in blogland.

A man is standing beside a hospital bed which holds an elderly woman with various tubes connected to her. The man looks extremely worried as he pats her hand with his.

Man: Mom, I just don’t know what to do. With no insurance, we’ve been forced to use all of our life savings to pay hospital bills and our homes are being foreclosed on. Little Timmy’s school is falling apart and I’ve just been told that the job I’ve been doing for the past 20 years is being moved to China. I’m scared, mom, I’m scared.”

A beautiful woman in a business suit walks into the hospital room.

Woman: What would you say if I told you there was hope? How would you feel if I told you that your job, Timmy’s school, your home, and even your mother’s life could be saved?

The man looks up with a questioning look in his eye and shrugs his shoulders.

Man: Really? But, how?

Woman: Let me tell you about a revolutionary system that will change the way you live.

A picture of Barack Obama winking and giving a thumbs-up appears on the screen.

Woman: Tomorrow we face an important vote for the future of our very nation. Do you care about the future of health care?

Man: Well…yes.

Woman: Do you care about the economy and lost jobs?

Man: Yes, of course.

Woman: Then the choice is clear, vote for Barack Obama for president.

Man: Now, wait a minute. How much will health care, jobs, and a good education for our children cost me?

Woman: Would you believe me if I told you nothing?

Man (looking very skeptical): Nothing?

Woman: Nothing. Nobody will see their taxes increase unless they make over $250,000 per year.

Man (still skeptical): Can you really do that?

Woman: Would you like to see your future?

Man: Well…sure, who wouldn’t?

She pulls out a crystal ball and sets it on a table between them.

Woman: Look into the crystal ball and see what the future may hold for you.

The man bends over and looks into the swirling air inside the crystal ball. He sees his mother on her feet and playing racquetball, looking very healthy and agile. He sees himself parking a brand new car in front of a new school building and walking his son inside.

Man: But, wait a minute now. This all seems so unbelievable.

Woman (smiling): Let me introduce you to a friend of mine. This is Laura.

A woman appears on the screen. She is dressed in a thin shawl and shivering in the cold wind. A small girl in ragged clothes is holding onto one of her legs and sobbing.

Woman: As you can see, Laura and her daughter were struggling under the old economic policies. But look how life is for them under an Obama presidency.

The scene changes to a sunny day. Children are laughing and playing. Laura is well-dressed and radiant with a huge smile. Next to her is her daughter, also well dressed and sitting atop a pony. Laura turns to camera and smiles, her teeth gleaming.

Laura: Thank you, Barack Obama!

Woman: You see, not only was Laura able to better her family’s situation, she was even able to buy her little girl the pony she had always wanted.

Man: Wow, that’s just amazing.

Woman: But wait, there’s more. Not only will our nation thrive economically, but President Obama will bring with him a new era of peace and prosperity such as the world has never seen. There will be rainbows and sunshine everyday and everyone will have a smile on their faces. Supplies are unlimited!

Scenes flash by of Muslims, Christians, and Jews smiling and hugging each other and of Africans gathered around tables full of food.

Man (smiling with amazement): Where do I sign up?

Woman (with a short laugh): All you need to do is show up on election day and cast your ballot for Barack Obama. And make sure you tell all of your friends and family as well.

Man: Wow, thanks. I can feel my life improving already! Thank you, Barack Obama!

Ten For Tuesday – Halloween Playlist October 28, 2008

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There are many defining characteristics of the holidays that we celebrate, from the decorations that we adorn our homes with to the stories we tell our children to the clothing we don. In many cases, our musical choices also reflect the holiday extravaganzas. With Halloween this is no exception, for where would be without the ominous tones that seep into our very brains and manipulating our fear impulses. So, I thought that for today’s top ten list we could look at ten songs that may deserve a place on your Halloween playlist. Enjoy.

10. Blue Oyster Cult – Don’t Fear the Reaper
Sure, it’s silly, but what would Halloween be without more cowbell?

9. Creedence Clearwater Revival – I Put a Spell On You
From the pounding guitar to John Fogerty’s piercing vocals, this ode to witchcraft has all of the dark characteristics of a great Halloween song.

8. Rob Zombie – Living Dead Girl
Either on his own or with his band White Zombie, horror-rocker Rob Zombie definitely deserves a spot.

7. Motley Crue – Shout at the Devil
During their short early-80’s Satan fascination stage, the Crue crafted this devilish song with its well-known, “Shout…Shout…Shout..” incantation that is still a concert staple.

6. Pantera – Cemetary Gates
The ominous feel of this song is multiplied by Dimebag Darrell’s distinctive guitar stylings and Phil Anselmo’s screaming voice – hitting notes he never would again on a Pantera album.

5. Robert Johnson – Me and the Devil Blues
Johnson garners bonus points for having allegedly sold his soul to the devil in Clarksdale, Mississippi and how can you resist a song with lyrics like: Early this mornin’ when you knocked on my door / and I said hello, Satan, I believe it’s time to go.

4. The Rolling Stones – Sympathy for the Devil
Continuing the devil motif is this incredible piece of work from one of the world’s greatest bands, told from the perspective of Beelzebub himself.

3. Ozzy Osbourne – Mr. Crowley
Mr. Osbourne is a must-have for any Halloween get-together and any number of his songs could have been on the list (Suicide Solution, Bark at the Moon, etc.), but I had to go with this ode to famed occultist Aleister Crowley.

2. AC/DC – Hell’s Bells
It was a toss-up between this one and Highway to Hell, but this one’s dirge-like guitar work from Angus Young puts it over the top. When Brian Johnson screams out, “I’m gonna get you, Satan get you,” it will, truly, get you.

1. Black Sabbath – Black Sabbath
Did Sabbath do anything but Halloween-appropriate songs? I thought pretty hard about including Children of the Grave or Paranoid, but this one, with Tony Iommi’s dire three note opening takes the cake. It still gives me chills when Ozzy calls out, “Oh no, please God help me,” in a doomed voice over the blasting guitar. Yes, this could be the soundtrack to every horror movie ever made.

What do you think? What should have made the list? What should have been left off?

Change or Die – Chapter 2 October 27, 2008

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The philosophical conversation that began last week on the Change or Die blog is an attempt to look at the connections of human and divine thought across history and how we arrived at our current destination on the philosophical landscape. To begin our journey, we will go all the way back to the beginnings of philosophy, ancient Greece, and take a look at one of the seminal figures – Plato.

On the Wrong Side of the Law October 27, 2008

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If you see me this morning and I seem a bit nervous or somewhat preoccupied, perhaps constantly looking over my shoulder or scanning the horizon as if I am looking for an unseen assailant, I want you to know that there is a reason – I am a fugitive from justice.

Yes, it’s true, regardless of how my mama tried no one could steer me right, and so now I am on the lam, running from whatever fate awaits me, whether that be solitary in San Quentin or the judge mercifully releasing me. My very life may lay in the balance of those proverbial scales of justice.

What, you may ask, led me from the straight and narrow to the life of a criminal? Did I go against my nonviolent principles and hurt another human being? Did I shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die? Did I steal some sort of goods from my neighbor? Just what sort of deviant criminal act, you ask yourself, could I, a father, husband, and church deacon, possibly have committed?

I forgot to renew my driver’s license before my birthday 11 days ago….so I’ve been driving with an expired license without even realizing it. Today I will go to the local DMV and fervently plead my case, hoping for some bit of leniency, so that I won’t spend the rest of my days hearing that train a-comin’ from a prison cell with stripes across my shoulders and chains around my feet.