NCAA Tournament Mascot Fight 2010 - The South

Over the past three blog entries, we’ve asked the question on everyone’s mind – if the mascots of the NCAA Tournament teams got in a fight, who would win? We’ve seen the Midwest, West, and East divisions, so now we will take on the South.

Round 1:
Duke Blue Devils vs. UAPB/Winthrop
It doesn’t matter which team they face, always bet on the devils and their demonic powers.

California Golden Bears vs. Louisville Cardinals
No contest. The Bears will be eating cardinal nuggets.

Texas A&M Aggies vs. Utah St. Aggies
Draw. The two groups of aggies will talk themselves to death conversing about crops and tractors and stuff.

Purdue Boilermakers vs. Siena Saints
According to Wikipedia, a boilermaker is a craftsman who produces steel fabrications from plates and sections. A Saint is a person of God. Go with God.

Notre Dame Fighting Irish vs. Old Dominion Monarchs
Notre Dame are not just Irish, they are fighting Irish, like a boxer or Fit Finlay. Monarchs are kings and queens who sit around with their crowns on their heads and pinky fingers in the air. Irish all the way.

Baylor Bears vs. Sam Houston St. Bearkats
A bear could definitely take out a smaller bearcat.

Richmond Spiders vs. St. Mary’s Gaels
The Gaels are an ethno-linguistic group originating from Ireland that should have no trouble smacking down a spider, even if it’s a poisonous one.

Villanova Wildcats vs. Robert Morris Colonials
Colonial people are self-reliant, tough, probably armed, and have little regard for lesser species, so they should be able to take out a wildcat.

Round 2
In round 2, look for the Blue Devils to wield the powers of hell and destroy the Golden Bears. The Saints get a bye due to the lack of Aggies. While a fighting Irishman might be tough, I’d put my money on a wild bear and the Colonials should take out the Gaels because, well, I don’t know what a Gael would do.

Sweet Sixteen
Blue Devils vs. Saints – I’ll go with God and the Saints this time. The Colonials are armed, so they should be able to take out a bear.

Elite Eight
The Saints still have the Man Upstairs on their side, so I’ll take them over the Colonials who are most likely deists anyway.

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