Know Your Fried Chicken November 8, 2011
Posted by Matt in food, Memphis.Tags: Food and Wine, Fried Chicken, Gus's Fried Chicken, Memphis, Uncle Lou's
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Let it be known Food & Wine magazine just lost all authority for food recommendations.
I don’t care how long they’ve been writing about food or how experienced their reporters are, their latest issue proves that they have jumped the proverbial shark, they are no longer a viable source for your culinary needs, they’ve stumbled and fallen to a degree that cannot be recovered.
And they don’t know fried chicken.
Their latest list gives a long a detailed account of the best spots around the country to partake in this great Southern delicacy, this mainstay of Sunday dinners across Dixieland that burrows deep in the fiber of our being, affecting our very identity as Southerners. Though it’s obvious that they have sampled battered and fried birds across the land, there is a deliberate oversight contained therein which is so egregious that it defies explanation.
Nowhere is Gus’s World Famous Fried Chicken mentioned.
No joke. They include numerous restaurants from locales like New York, Chicago, and Las Angeles, but nothing, absolutely nothing from Memphis.
Yes, it is time we hold these food critics accountable for their obvious bias against the Bluff City. It defies explanation.
Then again, if they were really interested, they’d dig a little deeper into Memphis and visit one of my favorite spots, Uncle Lou’s. Walk in, meet the man Uncle Lou himself, and order some chicken with his special sweet and spicy love sauce. You won’t be disappointed.
McDon’ts February 1, 2011
Posted by Matt in family, food.Tags: advertisers are evil, McDonald's, scary clowns
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What is the deal with kids and McDonald’s?
Come on, can’t they tell that their hamburgers consist of cardboard-grade beef? That their Mcnuggets are made from parts of chickens that you don’t even want to know about? That their fries are a nuclear bomb of sodium? Can’t they see the gastronomical disaster contained in each and every meal?
And what about the creepy clown, Ronald McDonald, always hanging around the kids? Not to mention his weird, acid-trip friends like Grimace (what the heck is that thing anyway?).
But, alas, despite my pleading for them to pick a second choice, when given the opportunity that is what they always choose. I mean, I don’t hate fast food. I’ve made it known that I have an affinity for Arby’s, I like Wendy’s fine, and I’ll even occasionally dine on the Taco Bell mystery “meat,” but McDonald’s? Yuck.
Today I ate lunch with Diana and our two kids that are sick. You can probably guess what they chose…
Oh well, at least it isn’t run by anti-gay evangelicals…
Anything But Arby’s! January 20, 2011
Posted by Matt in food.Tags: Arby's, for sale
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When it comes to fast food, I’m a longtime fan of Arby’s, so I was a bit worried today when I read that the people at Wendy’s (the fast food giant that also owns Arby’s) is looking to sell my favorite chain.
Don’t do it! Where else will I get a large roast beef sandwich smothered with Arby’s sauce and an order of curly fries?
No More Groceries? January 12, 2011
Posted by Matt in food, garden.Tags: a year without groceries, gardening, sustainable agriculture
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I like this idea, but I’m not exactly sure how we would make it work.
Those of you who have seen the documentary Food, Inc. or have read Michael Pollan’s The Omnivore’s Dilemma, know that the food industry, with it’s factory farms and prepackaged meals, is a real mess in this country, but there are those who are taking another route. The blog listed above is about someone who has quit shopping at grocery stores for an entire year, choosing instead to garden, shop at farmers’ markets, and visit local farms to load the fridge.
I like the idea. Most of you know I’m a longtime gardener and this year I’m looking forward to building several raised beds around our backyard, but there is still a good way to go before I reach the level of this writer.
What do you think?
It’s Okay to be Jealous October 8, 2010
Posted by Matt in food, Memphis.Tags: good eatin', Memphis, Uncle Lou's Fried Chicken
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My friend James and I ate at Uncle Lou’s today for lunch. Yeah, that’s right, the Uncle Lou’s, a fried chicken treasure of Memphis. So, you ask, what did I have today?
The three piece spicy chicken platter, smothered in their special sweet and spicy sauce, along with corn nuggets, a biscuit, and a big cup of sweet tea.
Again, it’s okay to be jealous sometimes…
The Best in Fast Food August 18, 2010
Posted by Matt in food.Tags: Best Burger, Best Fries, fast food survey, Fried Chicken, top chains, Zagat
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The 2010 Zagat Fast Food Survey has recently been released and I found the results to be interesting. I’m not a big fast food eater. It’s not that I don’t like a greasy burger and fries, I’m just not the kind of person that can afford a 1,000 calorie bomb for lunch. Anyway, I do have my favorites and I’m sure you do as well. So, without further ado, let’s look at some of the results.
Best Burger
1. Five Guys – never tried it
2. In-N-Out Burger – “They got good burgers there, Walter.”
3. Wendy’s – I love a Big Bacon Classic, but just thinking of it causes my arteries to tighten.
4. Burger King – eh, whatever
5. McDonald’s – See number 4
My favorite fast food burger is probably from Backyard Burgers, but I rarely eat there. What about you?
Best French Fries
1. McDonald’s
2. Five Guys
3. In-N-Out Burger
4. Wendy’s
5. Burger King
It’s not surprise that McD’s is at the top of the list, but I tend to prefer Arby’s curly fries or the spicier fries at Rally’s.
Best Fried Chicken
1. KFC
2. Popeye’s
3. Church’s Chicken
4. Bojangles’ Famous Chicken ‘n Biscuits
5. Culvers
Come on, Popeye’s spicy chicken is way better than KFC and they’ve got better biscuits, not to mention their red beans and rice.
Top Food – Large Chains (up to 5,000 US locations)
1. In-N-Out Burger
2. Papa Murphy’s
3. Chick-fil-A – Overrated, but my kids love it because of the cool playground.
4. Five Guys
5. Chipotle
Top Food – Mega Chains (more than 5,000 US locations)
1. Wendy’s
2. Subway
3. KFC
4. Taco Bell
5. Burger King
I like Wendy’s and Subway, so it’s good to see both of them in the top five, but I have to ask the question burning in everyone’s mind: Where is Arby’s??? Come on, everybody knows that Arby’s has the best fast food around!
They also surveyed people about the best full service chain and it was here that I saw perhaps the most egregious mistake.
Best Breakfast
1. Cracker Barrel
2. IHOP
3. Bob Evans
4. Waffle House
5. Denny’s
Ok, how do you put Waffle House all the way down at number four!? Come on, people! Can you get hash browns scattered, smothered, covered in a facility with brown, smoke-stained walls, and a waitress missing more teeth than she actually has, at any of these other places? I think not.
What do you think? Does the injustice accorded to Arby’s and Waffle House bother you as much as it does me?
A New Kind of Diet – pt.2 June 28, 2008
Posted by Matt in food.Tags: challenge, food stamp
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So, I didn’t do so well on the Food Stamp Challenge. The first few days were a piece of cake, but by this morning (the fifth day) I had run out of milk, so breakfast suddenly became a lot tougher. It was then that I decided to throw in the towel for this go-around, but I will be back again and next time I’ll be visiting the local Aldi.
And, given that we have guests coming over for Sunday lunch, it would have been really hard to feed on leftover beans and rice while they at a virtual feast.
A New Kind of Diet June 23, 2008
Posted by Matt in food, poverty.Tags: challenge, food stamp, poor
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I love food – and all kinds of it – so, for that reason, I’ve never been big on dieting. I can do without Atkins and South Beach and all of those other programs. But, with our community garden project nearing its first harvest and the people around me feeling the pinch due to rising food costs, I decided to try something different, to step into the shoes of one of my fellow human beings and try to get an idea of what their plight consists of.
Starting tomorrow, I’m taking the food stamp challenge.
I first read about this sometime last year in our local free newspaper, The Memphis Flyer, and, though I was intrigued by it then, I did nothing about it. But now I feel it is time to act. I’ve never had to worry about where my next meal was coming from before and, besides some time on WIC when Rachel was a baby, we’ve never needed any type of assistance with feeding our family. I feel a certain affinity toward the needy, but despite that being the case, it is hard for me to understand to condition of poverty. So, for the next week (and, who knows, maybe even longer), I’m going to don the footwear of our city’s poor to gain just a glimpse of some of the difficulties they face.
According to this Memphis Flyer article from May 2007, the average allotment of food stamps for one person (I’m not forcing my pregnant wife or children to do this) in the city is $22.47. My challenge, then, is to buy a week’s worth of groceries for myself, spending around the average amount, and trying to keep it at least relatively healthy. So, this evening I went to our local Schnucks and set out on my quest for greater empathy.
The first thing you notice is just how hard it is to buy fresh fruits and vegetables on so little money. I had to give up my regular lunchtime apples (a bag of five of them would have cost $3.25), but I did hit the jackpot on cabbage (only $0.59/pound!). I picked up enough food to cook three meals, which, with leftovers, should carry me through the next seven days. My meals will look something like this:
Breakfast: Multigrain cereal and milk
Lunch: Tuna sandwiches and yogurt
Dinner:
Beans and Rice / Cabbage
Hamburger Helper with ground turkey / Green beans
Ramen with canned chicken / Mixed vegetables
My total came out to just slightly over the average amount at $24.08, but I thought it was close enough this time around. Maybe next time I’ll try to hit a discount grocery store instead and get more for my money.
So, what do you say? Who’s with me?





