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An Evangelical Hallow…umm…Fall Festival October 27, 2010

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Recently we received a notice in one of our daughter’s backpacks for a Fall Festival to be held at the Chick-Fil-A down the street from our house. The advertisement promised free games and prizes and live music, so we made the decision to attend. I did not really think about who was hosting the gathering or what would be involved, rather I just figured that it would be like any other children’s Halloween party and that the kids would enjoy it.

We made the short drive to the restaurant last night, had a bite to eat, and walked into the roped off parking lot area where the festival was taking place. They had a small stage set up where a man was getting ready to play his guitar and sing and had a few games set up around the perimeter for the kids to take part in. The first things I noticed were a large sign advertising a local church and the overwhelming whiteness of the gathering crowd, both of which gave me pause, but since we had come this far already we moved ahead.

The girls, who were uncostumed, started playing a few games like the beanbag throw and gathering candy as prizes while I stood back and casually observed them among the other children wearing their rather benign costumes of Buzz Lightyear and various other harmless characters. I settled in and glazed over, thinking about how I would much rather be at home watching opening day of the NBA season. That was when the music started.

The man stepped up to the microphone and strummed his guitar once to get the attention of all there.

“Hey, everybody, I wrote this song about my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. I hope you enjoy it.”

He began strumming a few chords then launched into a lyrical masterpiece that went something like this:

Oh Jesus, Jesus, Jesus / Oh Jesus, Jesus, Jesus / Oh Jesus, Jesus, Jesus / Oh, I love you, Jesus.

Being someone who can’t stand bad music, which obviously includes most things Christian, I was ready to move on, but I knew that the opposition would be too strong at this point so I gritted my teeth and kept on. Next up for the girls was a pumpkin decorating table where they were given a small gourd and a few markers to create a face. I again stood back and tried my best to tune out the music and the superficially friendly people when a young, pimply-faced, teenager caught my attention.

“Sir, can I tell you about the good news of Jesus?”

“Umm…”

He thrust a flyer for his church into my hand and launched into his spiel.

I handed it back, “Thanks, but umm…I have to go.”

If there is one thing that drives me crazy it is proselytizers, but the kid was persistent.

“But, sir, what about…”

I turned and smiled, answering him with a curt, “No thanks,” and turned back to watch the girls. All the while, the musician continued his neverending song – or for all I know it may have been another song that sounded the same – “Oh Jesus, Jesus, Jesus…”

And I thought to myself, “Oh Jesus, I’ve got to get out of here.”

I was sure that an altar call to save the 6 year olds from their lives of sin was just around the corner and I knew I couldn’t handle that again.

Soon, we were back in the van and pulling into our driveway, back to the safe zone. There is just something about large groups of Conservative Evangelicals that makes me want to run.

Spine Chilling Cinema October 20, 2010

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With less than two weeks remaining until the most horrifying of holidays, Halloween, something is missing from my life. It’s not pounds of candy, nor is it costumes or decorations of other frightening paraphernalia, but it is an integral part of the Halloween season. The nights are growing longer, a chill is in the air, and it’s time for some horror movies.

Now I’ve never been what many would consider a horror movie connoisseur. I’ve certainly seen my fair share of scary cinematic offerings, but it has never been among my favorite types of movies. This time of year, though, brings the genre to the forefront and I cannot help my yearning for frightful films.

So, I ask you today, what are your favorite horror movies?

Free Music Friday – Halloween Music October 30, 2009

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Earlier this week I did a genre-stretching list of 10 songs for Halloween that included everyone from Frank Sinatra to Outkast, but the top choice was very easy for me – Black Sabbath’s 1970 self-titled dirge. According to Wikipedia, the simple, 3 note riff repeated throughout the song is constructed with a harmonic progression that includes a diminished fifth. This particularly evil sounding one is called diabolus in musica and in medieval times it was thought that this progression would summon the devil. Happy Halloween.

Throwback Thursday #9 October 29, 2009

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I think we can all agree that recycling is a good thing. With that in mind, many of us make a strong effort to do so with aluminum cans and paper and plastics. What better way is there for this blog to show its support of recycling than by reusing older blog entries from the past 4 years that some of you might have missed the first time around? Without further ado, welcome to our semi-regular feature: Throwback Thursday.

Originally Posted 10/29/07

Lessons from Linus

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I just finished watching that Halloween classic, It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown, with my girls and, as always seems to happen, I was struck by the sparkling dialogue between the featured children that goes far beyond conversations normally found in works of animation. Most notably, I find myself drawn to the unbridled optimism of Linus, who, with his tattered blanket and impressive vocabulary, carries you along on his mission of faith and hope in the face of opposition and scorn. I think we can learn quite a bit from this figure whose genesis came at the tip of a pen.

I love the first scene of the show, where Linus and his sneering sister Lucy roll a pumpkin into the house, where Lucy summarily grasps a knife, slices away the top of the large gourd, and scoops out its innards, dumping them upon the floor with a plop. Linus, though, in his innocence and respect for life wails out, “You didn’t tell me you were going to kill it!” His high estimation of the worth of life, even that of a pumpkin, is a commendable trait, especially in our current culture that tends to revolve around our own pleasures, regardless of the cost to others. It’s a message that should resonate with us as we blindly support the mass killings of other human beings that we will never have to see in an attempt to improve our quality of life or as we buy products produced in sweatshops by what amounts to little more than child slaves.

At a later point in the show, due to the condescending looks and exasperation of those around him, Linus comes to another sad but true realization, “There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.” Once again, the musings of this boy ring true for us in our world today where the quality of discourse on these most important topics has devolved into slanderous screaming matches. In America today, the Christian world has been beguiled by the false “health and wealth” gospels espoused by charlatans like Joel Osteen. In many circles, the ideas of peace and servitude have been replaced by anger and an abhorrence of those who see things differently. Many tend to still hold to the wayward belief that this world can only be divided up into black or white, right or wrong, alienating those who realize that everything cannot be divided into two boxes, and, with their overly aggressive claims of absolute truth, they further debase the God who they claim to serve. The devaluation of honest discussions is perhaps no more prevalent than in the political world, where contumelious talk show hosts spew forth a malicious malignancy upon the public who, like those cheering on the savage lions in the Roman colliseum, desire nothing more than to see blood spilt upon the ground.

Another admirable trait about our young protagonist is his willingness to admit error. At one point during the show, he takes a flying leap into a newly raked pile of leaves while holding a lollipop, leading him to bestow upon us yet another masterful quote, “Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.” Though many times we may come across a thing, an item or activity that we believe may endow us with great pleasure, it is not always wise for us to indulge in it. Whether it is food or drugs or sex or an assemblage of fallen foliage, there are always consequences for our actions.

While I could continue to extol the grear virtues of Linus, perhaps his greatest character trait is that of faith. In the face of opposition, as friends and family mock him with adjectives like “stupid” and “strange” and “blockhead,” Linus keeps on believing. Even though the object of his fealty is something silly (the Great Pumpkin) the idea remains the same. Strength of character is not found in fulfilling our selfish desires, regardless of the cost. It is not found in shouting down and belittling opponents in attempt to prove ourselves right. It is not found in riches and fame and glory. Rather, the strength of our character, our conviction, is found in how we handle ourselves when our strongly held beliefs are contrary to those around us. Even when others turn away, we grasp the faith tightly, and love them despite their animosity toward us.

Ten for Tuesday: A Spooky Soundtrack October 27, 2009

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Earlier today we talked a bit about scary movies for the upcoming Halloween holiday, so it stands to reason that the next order of business will be music. To be more specific, songs to have on your Halloween soundtrack.

Some 6-7 years ago I was given the task of compiling a CD (this was before Ipods, of course) for a Halloween party given by my good friend Andy and I think I did a fairly good job. Drawing from what songs I can remember from that experience and from what I currently have on my Ipod, I’ve compiled a list of ten songs that I know would have to be included.

10. Creedence Clearwater Revival – I Put a Spell on You
Given Creedence’s penchant for bayou music, this tune always evokes an image of some crazy witch doctor down in the Louisiana swamps.

9. Robert Johnson – Me and the Devil Blues
Johnson holds the distinction of being the only person to have (allegedly) sold his soul to the devil for his incredible abilities on a guitar, so he has definitely earned his spot on a Halloween list.

8. Outkast – Dracula’s Wedding
How many songs can you think of about Dracula? Yeah I can’t think of any either, so this one has to be included.

7. Phish – Wolfman’s Brother
Sure, this song isn’t ominous and scary like some of the others on the list, but the fact that it talks about the wolfman earns it a spot.

6. Frank Sinatra – Witchcraft
“Witchcraft. That crazy witchcraft…” There’s nothing like a nice, lighthearted romp through occultism. Nobody could do it like Frank.

5. Blue Oyster Cult – Don’t Fear the Reaper
Because nothing says Halloween like more cowbell.

4. Motley Crue – Shout at the Devil
The Crue’s early-80′s ode to the Prince of Darkness is so over-the-top that one can’t help but chuckle a bit at it today, but that doesn’t make it any less cool.

3. Rob Zombie – Living Dead Girl
You know what we need? More songs about zombies!

2. Ozzy Osbourne – Mr. Crowley
Ozzy’s ode to famous occultist Aleister Crowley is notable for both it’s devilish tone and for the late Randy Rhoad’s insane guitar solo. It is a metal classic for a reason.

1. Black Sabbath – Black Sabbath
Never have three notes from a guitar sounded more evil, more menacing, than they do when Tony Iommi hits them in this song from Sabbath’s 1970 debut. It’s dirge-like riffs are enhanced by Ozzy’s howls of “Oh God, please help me” and frightening lyrical imagery.

What songs do you think should be included?

Scary Cinema October 27, 2009

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Halloween

With Halloween just around the corner, I’ve been thinking about scary movies and perhaps picking one up through Netflix for the coming weekend to celebrate the horror-filled holiday. I’ve never been a huge fan of the genre, but quality is quality and if a movie is a good one, then I’m definitely interested.

The most obvious choices for Halloween viewing are the generation x triumvirateof slasher films – Halloween, Friday the 13th, and Nightmare on Elm Street. All of which may evoke a bit of nostalgia as the onscreen carnage grows.

In my eyes there is no film scarier than The Shining, Stanley Kubrick’s take on the Stephen King novel – one of the few King adaptations worth watching. I haven’t seen it in a few years and it still gives me chills when I think about it.

Of course, today the biggest picture is the low-low budget Paranormal Activity, which I have yet to see and probably will not see until it is on DVD, but the buzz around it is bigger than any horror film since The Blair Witch Project some 10 years ago or so.

So, I want to pose the question to you: What horror movie(s) do you suggest for Halloween?

Zombie Music October 8, 2009

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And if you haven’t had enough zombie talk yet…

i finally got around to listening to the All Songs Considered Fall Music Preview and heard this strange little song that is just meant for Halloween. The ensemble is called Dead Man’s Bones and includes actor Ryan Gosling, of all people. This particular song is “My Body’s a Zombie for You.” Enjoy.

Free Music Friday – Halloween Edition October 31, 2008

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I know that I could have posted one of the songs that I listed in Tuesday’s top ten, but instead today’s entry will be a little more lighthearted. Below is the song “Dracula’s Lament,” from Forgetting Sarah Marshall (one of the funniest movies of the year, by the way).

Throwback Thursday #6 October 30, 2008

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I think we can all agree that recycling is a good thing. With that in mind, many of us make a strong effort to do so with aluminum cans and paper and plastics. What better way is there for this blog to show its support of recycling than by reusing older blog entries from the past 3 years that some of you might have missed the first time around? Without further ado, welcome to our semi-regular feature: Throwback Thursday.

Originally Posted 10/29/07

Lessons from Linus

I just finished watching that Halloween classic, It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown, with my girls and, as always seems to happen, I was struck by the sparkling dialogue between the featured children that goes far beyond conversations normally found in works of animation. Most notably, I find myself drawn to the unbridled optimism of Linus, who, with his tattered blanket and impressive vocabulary, carries you along on his mission of faith and hope in the face of opposition and scorn. I think we can learn quite a bit from this figure whose genesis came at the tip of a pen.

I love the first scene of the show, where Linus and his sneering sister Lucy roll a pumpkin into the house, where Lucy summarily grasps a knife, slices away the top of the large gourd, and scoops out its innards, dumping them upon the floor with a plop. Linus, though, in his innocence and respect for life wails out, “You didn’t tell me you were going to kill it!” His high estimation of the worth of life, even that of a pumpkin, is a commendable trait, especially in our current culture that tends to revolve around our own pleasures, regardless of the cost to others. It’s a message that should resonate with us as we blindly support the mass killings of other human beings that we will never have to see in an attempt to improve our quality of life or as we buy products produced in sweatshops by what amounts to little more than child slaves.

At a later point in the show, due to the condescending looks and exasperation of those around him, Linus comes to another sad but true realization, “There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.” Once again, the musings of this boy ring true for us in our world today where the quality of discourse on these most important topics has devolved into slanderous screaming matches. In America today, the Christian world has been beguiled by the false “health and wealth” gospels espoused by charlatans like Joel Osteen. In many circles, the ideas of peace and servitude have been replaced by anger and an abhorrence of those who see things differently. Many tend to still hold to the wayward belief that this world can only be divided up into black or white, right or wrong, alienating those who realize that everything cannot be divided into two boxes, and, with their overly aggressive claims of absolute truth, they further debase the God who they claim to serve. The devaluation of honest discussions is perhaps no more prevalent than in the political world, where contumelious talk show hosts spew forth a malicious malignancy upon the public who, like those cheering on the savage lions in the Roman colliseum, desire nothing more than to see blood spilt upon the ground.

Another admirable trait about our young protagonist is his willingness to admit error. At one point during the show, he takes a flying leap into a newly raked pile of leaves while holding a lollipop, leading him to bestow upon us yet another masterful quote, “Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.” Though many times we may come across a thing, an item or activity that we believe may endow us with great pleasure, it is not always wise for us to indulge in it. Whether it is food or drugs or sex or an assemblage of fallen foliage, there are always consequences for our actions.

While I could continue to extol the great virtues of Linus, perhaps his greatest character trait is that of faith. In the face of opposition, as friends and family mock him with adjectives like “stupid” and “strange” and “blockhead,” Linus keeps on believing. Even though the object of his fealty is something silly (the Great Pumpkin) the idea remains the same. Strength of character is not found in fulfilling our selfish desires, regardless of the cost. It is not found in shouting down and belittling opponents in attempt to prove ourselves right. It is not found in riches and fame and glory. Rather, the strength of our character, our conviction, is found in how we handle ourselves when our strongly held beliefs are contrary to those around us. Even when others turn away, we grasp the faith tightly, and love them despite their animosity toward us.

Ten For Tuesday – Halloween Playlist October 28, 2008

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There are many defining characteristics of the holidays that we celebrate, from the decorations that we adorn our homes with to the stories we tell our children to the clothing we don. In many cases, our musical choices also reflect the holiday extravaganzas. With Halloween this is no exception, for where would be without the ominous tones that seep into our very brains and manipulating our fear impulses. So, I thought that for today’s top ten list we could look at ten songs that may deserve a place on your Halloween playlist. Enjoy.

10. Blue Oyster Cult – Don’t Fear the Reaper
Sure, it’s silly, but what would Halloween be without more cowbell?

9. Creedence Clearwater Revival – I Put a Spell On You
From the pounding guitar to John Fogerty’s piercing vocals, this ode to witchcraft has all of the dark characteristics of a great Halloween song.

8. Rob Zombie – Living Dead Girl
Either on his own or with his band White Zombie, horror-rocker Rob Zombie definitely deserves a spot.

7. Motley Crue – Shout at the Devil
During their short early-80’s Satan fascination stage, the Crue crafted this devilish song with its well-known, “Shout…Shout…Shout..” incantation that is still a concert staple.

6. Pantera – Cemetary Gates
The ominous feel of this song is multiplied by Dimebag Darrell’s distinctive guitar stylings and Phil Anselmo’s screaming voice – hitting notes he never would again on a Pantera album.

5. Robert Johnson – Me and the Devil Blues
Johnson garners bonus points for having allegedly sold his soul to the devil in Clarksdale, Mississippi and how can you resist a song with lyrics like: Early this mornin’ when you knocked on my door / and I said hello, Satan, I believe it’s time to go.

4. The Rolling Stones – Sympathy for the Devil
Continuing the devil motif is this incredible piece of work from one of the world’s greatest bands, told from the perspective of Beelzebub himself.

3. Ozzy Osbourne – Mr. Crowley
Mr. Osbourne is a must-have for any Halloween get-together and any number of his songs could have been on the list (Suicide Solution, Bark at the Moon, etc.), but I had to go with this ode to famed occultist Aleister Crowley.

2. AC/DC – Hell’s Bells
It was a toss-up between this one and Highway to Hell, but this one’s dirge-like guitar work from Angus Young puts it over the top. When Brian Johnson screams out, “I’m gonna get you, Satan get you,” it will, truly, get you.

1. Black Sabbath – Black Sabbath
Did Sabbath do anything but Halloween-appropriate songs? I thought pretty hard about including Children of the Grave or Paranoid, but this one, with Tony Iommi’s dire three note opening takes the cake. It still gives me chills when Ozzy calls out, “Oh no, please God help me,” in a doomed voice over the blasting guitar. Yes, this could be the soundtrack to every horror movie ever made.

What do you think? What should have made the list? What should have been left off?

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